Obligatory photo from the baths
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i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
when your friend does a fandom reference at you and you don’t get it the first time
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So I was at Tommy Hilfiger today and my dad pointed this out to me. Tell me you see what I see.
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
| Teacher: | And therefore, sperm cells are made up of glucose. |
| Student: | So you're saying that sperm has sugar in it |
| Teacher: | Technically |
| Student: | But it doesn't even taste like- |
| Teacher: | what |
| Student: | what |
when will my erection show who i am inside
Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- running
- stoked on life
- scared
- walking through my house in the dark
- bored
- boobs
do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
We’ve had a queued time
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